Miss March
Release Date:
March 13, 2009
On the Big Board |
| Position |
Staff |
In Brief |
| 169/169 |
Max Braden |
Completely stupid and lacking in much needed titilation. I don't think they even bothered to make sense of the timeline. |
My blood runs cold. My angel is a centerfold. Behold the wisdom of the J. Geils Band. The producers of Miss March certainly did. Only 28 years after the fact, a movie version of this simple song premise has come to fruition. Why couldn't it have been Freeze Frame?
The variation here is that rather than just watching a girl shock everyone by turning up in the pages of a girlie magazine, the explanation here is a bit more involved. Zach Cregger, one of the Whitest Kids U' Know, plays a recently comatose teen named Eugene who awakens after four years to discover that some of the simpler things in his life have become not so simple. The woman he had loved right up until he took a longer than normal nap has...changed. She has developed a stronger sense of self and sexuality, the end result of which is that she really likes to take her clothes off in front of people.
Eugene finds out that she has moved across country to an area that is more exhibitionist-friendly than their hometown. Along with his best friend, Tucker, they go on a cross country journey to find the woman of his dreams and either help her win back some of her lost virtue or join her in her newfound hedonism. Whatever the choice, here's hoping that the man in coma recovery takes the Pussy Wagon on his trip. It fits a couple of different ways here. (David Mumpower/BOP)
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